ohmahgahd:

THIS WEBSITE.

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spaghettiday:

WAS THAT LAST ONE REALLY NECESSARY

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daichula99:

Lying is the most fun

daichula99:

Lying is the most fun

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lokilust:

coy00koi:

laterovaries:

larouau12:

hellomewlingquim:

'I had some very handsome friends, so I had to think of something to try to attract girls when I was a teenager.'

nailed it, i guess

He had friends who were better looking? Some how I doubt that..

I call bullshit.

But imagine the fluffy teenage Tom, sitting in a corner with wide eyes, looking at all of his buff friends talking to girls, and he just thinks they’re all more handsome than him.

Suddenly, the tall boy with the angelic curls closes his eyes, breaths in heavily, and begins to count: uh 1 and uh 2 and uh 3 and uh 4
[SPOTLIGHT ON] [TOM BREAKS INTO A 90’s DANCE NUMBER] [ALL THE GIRLS START SCREAMING]

goddamnit tom

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

image

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thedoctorknows:

do i

  • watch a new show
  • rewatch another show
  • watch a movie
  • read a book
  • or read fanfiction

my life choices are so difficult

okay you do know there’s more options in life????
I mean you could rewatch a movie

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betype:

Lettering by Noel Shiveley

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Via: betype

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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# funny 








lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

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