May 2013
31 posts
cas-get-into-my-ass: blowmeharry: shellfish-machines: i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want  sanity people are so demanding
May 24th
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May 24th
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my hobbies include pausing nicki minaj videos  omg
May 24th
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whatsanialler: how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean  be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now Damn math...
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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worship-the-emenator-because-she: sluttytobias: sluttytobias: what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god
May 16th
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recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.”  And thus, god...
May 13th
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psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Just went on a reblogging spree to my likes and I just… Too much perfect stuff in there.
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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sodamnrelatable: Writing an essay Finishing the essay Turning the essay in   via sodamnrelatable Pretty much every IB assignment ever. 
May 11th
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chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely OMG, I almost forgot how great this post was. almost.
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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ghost-of-nightshade: insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son hey, we’re barely acquaintances and this is borderline schizophrenic, but...
May 9th
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Listendoc-knock: this is seriously my favorite...
May 6th
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Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
May 3rd
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I don’t really have feelings until 2 am and then i get sad about everything
May 3rd
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friend without a tumblr: I wanna show you something
me: I've seen that
May 2nd
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April 2013
19 posts
in class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
Never has something more true been said about IB.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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freedomforlourry: Being so invested in a relationship that isn’t mine was the worse decision of my life.
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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cokeflow: tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
Apr 23rd
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solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove Tumblr people are the best kind of people :D 
Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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morrissarty: whengreenmetblue: There really should be a concert where everyone shuts the fuck up and only cheers between songs, so I can have a live version of every song without bitches screaming like they’re being killed. that thing you are looking for would be ed sheeran
Apr 11th
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wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago people seem disinterested in what i’m saying i hate my voice i have something really mean to say i hate you i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and...
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
whoever reblogs this by the 4th of April will have...
fresh-bloom: fresh-bloom: fresh-bloom: fresh-bloom: fresh-bloom: My mum and dad are going to scotland, ireland, england, america, egypt and france and they are taking all that i write down with them so your url could be anywhere! writing down all urls in 1 hour so get reblogging! It’s going until the 4th. My brother is going so he can take more! Haha guysss! I’m still doing all no...
Apr 3rd
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Apr 1st
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